Scioly Assassination 14: Murder from Behind

[JoeyC]

Welcome one and welcome all to your death! The Order of the Assassinators has deemed me the most...um...honorable of the applicants for the job. Maybe the better word is the most skilled? Now, you could all just make this easier on yourselves and just lie down and wait your turn. What, no takers? Fine, this shall be fun. Now that you are all gathered here you are just sitting ducks, my prey. Now my pretties, who wishes to challenge me?

1. The police officers will be the next five people who post. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity. However absolutely ANY other individuals may be targeted from the forum.

3. Once a police officer has made three incorrect accusations, he may not accuse or protect anyone.

4. The assassin will provide clues which plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

5. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

7. When accusing someone of being Assasinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing, the accusation won't count.

8. Once "killed," a user may not make any statements about the identity of the Assasinator.

9. The Assasinator reserves the right to add to or change these rules as he deems necessary.

10. Non-players may post on this thread, but they may not aid the officers in any of their duties.

Remember: The only person you can trust is yourself. Everyone will claim to be innocent, but somebody will be lying. The only way to confirm someone's innocence (or guilt) is for an officer to submit a formal accusation.

Now that that's out of the way, I simply need to wait for the officers to name themselves. Choose wisely, as once we begin, there will be no mercy.

[ichaelm]

mememememe!!!

[vofbassist]

Alright! It's my time to shine! I'm in.

[ichaelm]

This subtitle... sucks. "Murder from Behind." That just sounds bad for some reason.

[ichaelm]

Oh, and I accuse vofbassist because I have this burning suspicion and if I don't satisfy it I'll never go to sleep tonight (10:54 PM and still wide-eyed)

(sarcastically) Pft, yeah. I'm the next assassin. Watch out for my cluelessness to give good hints. Nobody will pick me. Sliced Bread 34 has a better chance than I do and he doesn't know anyone. (Or any THING for that matter) He's from my team, I'm allowed to pick on him.

Also, he was the 6th officer last time, so, well, actually that is meaningless, so, yeah.

[starpug]

I'm in

[Aia]

I'm in.

[dudeincolorado]

let me try this time im in

[JoeyC]

Way to get this game off to a dark start ichaelm with your first black mark! I am not vofbassist. Ah black, one of the lovely colors of death....so pretty...Anyway, my first victim:

My first victim seems to harbor feelings against stick figures, placing these poor designs in possibly harmful situations. Maybe they are ready to get my victim back? I don't know, maybe it is best to let sleeping dogs lie...

Then again, this IS an assassination.

[eyeball138]

Wow, I didn't even know that the last one was finished, and there's already nine posts in this one.