101 ways to get kicked out of Olive Garden

[MorningCoffee]

After the wonderous conversation in the last sassy game, I decided we would need this along with 101 ways to get kicked out of a competition and 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Same rules apply here, don't forget to number them! I'll start it off!

1. Sneak into the kitchens and steal the breadsticks.
2. Find their supply of mint chocolate candy things that they give with the check and kindly gift it to the manager.
3. Burn it down in the same manner Fyren just did a few minutes ago.

[Fyren]

4. Keep ordering ice cream until they run out and then flip a table once they don't give you any.

[k1208438]

5. say: I want to see your manager (don't)

[LittleMissNyan]

6. Replace the mint candy things with brussel sprouts, chopped and wrapped in the same manner as the candy

[gz839918]

7. Kidnap allofgarden while she's taking your order, and torture her by telling her Herpetology has been permanently removed from the event rotations.

[sneepity]

8.start exploiting the customers by selling your own bean chilli at a much higher price at your table, claiming it's of better "value"

[Fyren]

8.start exploiting the customers by selling your own bean chilli at a much higher price at your table, claiming it's of better "value"

9. Get rid of the person selling bean chili by selling smurf poop curry.

[sneepity]

8.start exploiting the customers by selling your own bean chilli at a much higher price at your table, claiming it's of better "value"

9. Get rid of the person selling bean chili by selling smurf poop curry.

10.get rid if the smurf poop curry vendor by poisoning it (plan has a slight disadvantage of customers getting, uh, a medical discomfort, but nonetheless works perfectly).

[k1208438]

11. ask for directions to chipotle

[Torchic]

12. Go from table to table and burnchar everyone's breadsticks