Scioly Assassination 14: Murder from Behind

[ichaelm]

...Because of my telepathic powers. I MADE her water the petunia! Remember the guy in the suit with the small hat standing at the corner with his back turned? That was me! I have also aquired your girlfriend's phone number by rummaging through your inferior non-telepathic/telekinetic mind. It'l cost you $5 for me to not call her and tell her that you're gay. Oh, and you're shoes are untied.

[dudeincolorado]

Im so confused
pleiadies (sorry i cant spell) is a she btw
im not wearing shoes (we are a barefooted household )

[starpug]

I protect rocketman1555 13 numbers in the code and 13 letters in his name it's worth a try

[ichaelm]

Got it. It's like that code that I made in my assassination, but instead of going [sentence, word, letter], it's just the letter. If you count it out, it spells "Ichaelm is dead." So, I protect Starpug, and somebody protect me.

[thud]
[clang]
CART MASTER: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
ASSASSINATOR: Here's one.
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
ICHAELM: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: What?
ASSASSINATOR: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
ICHAELM: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
ASSASSINATOR: Yes, he is.
ICHAELM: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
ASSASSINATOR: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
ICHAELM: I'm getting better!
ASSASSINATOR: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
ICHAELM: I don't want to go on the cart!
ASSASSINATOR: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
ICHAELM: I feel fine!
ASSASSINATOR: Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can't.
ASSASSINATOR: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
ASSASSINATOR: Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER: Thursday.
ICHAELM: I think I'll go for a walk.
ASSASSINATOR: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
ICHAELM: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
ASSASSINATOR: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
ASSASSINATOR: Right. All right.

[starpug]

Hey you stole that from me

[Aia]

I'll protect Ichaelm.

(Another btw: I'm female as well, so you don't need to refer to me as a he. )

[Pleiades]

pleiadies (sorry i cant spell) is a she btw

wow how did you know? just wondering

[Assassinator]

First off, sorry about the gender thing. I'm one of the assassinators that doesn't like to get too personal with their kills. Again, I apologize, I didn't know (Ok, maybe vaguely, somewhere in the back of my mind I did).

Once again I have been thwarted, this time by Aia. Ichaelm likes to sit under trees while figuring out his riddles and long winded speeches. When he realized he was in trouble he called for help. Aia responded and pushed him out of the way of where I was about to drop a bowling ball on his head...or maybe try a hand grenade (holy of course)? I hadn't yet decided. Sadly, they missed the wood chipper. As I made my escape I allowed a note to fall to the ground:

There is no need to be rude when helping someone with an event, some people just need help. I don't care how much you like your instrument.

Ah pencils. Look Ma! No chromatography!

[gneissisnice]

Yes, but a rock expert like me can easily trace the graphite from your pencil to the writer...
Yes, I am that amazing.
And Pleiades, I thought you and Aia made it fairly obvious that you guys are girls. I forget when though, but you definitely said it.

[Aia]

I protect dudeincolorado.