User:SuweeBuwee
Me Ig:
Hello I am Suhiritaha according to half the people who try to say my name. Anyway aptdon told me to make this so whatever.
Scioly: This is my first year in SciOly, I go to RSJMS, and I do crime busters and food science. That's it, good bye
Just Kidding if you wanna know more here ya go:
Discord: Purp Chicken#6058
Medals: Idk i have like Two
Dodgen Walton Invitational: 4th place in Food Sci
Troy Invitational: 4th Place in Food Sci
National Invitational: 13th Place in Food Sci, 19th Place in Crime Busters
Sierra Vista Invitational: 5th place in Food Sci, 2nd place in Crime Busters
Regionals OC: 1st place in Food Sci (pog), 3rd place in Crime Busters
States SoCal: 1st place in Food Sci (DOUBLE POG), 4th place in Green Gen (Shh didn't last minute study it), Crime (Didn't place leave me be)(Fine: 10th Place)
Forensics MYSO: 4th Place (Now I have much gamer pog scioly laptop sticker :D)
Lexington Shmexington: 1st Food Sci (wait for it... TRIPLE POG), 6th in crime (totally didn't forget to add chemical formulas and lost 21 pts (like 8% of the test))
Green Gen MYSO: 16th (Lol aptdon with his 1st in middle school and high school be like)
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Origin of Name (this is a joke no yell at me):
Uh so basically ur life is a lie and scioly is wrong. The world originated when the world decided to become Purple Chicken. Thus, Magalo Poutensen was born, the great majestic Purple Chicken. They fought against Sentenpou, the lord of antimatter himself, and conquered him, leading to the universe. From then more Purple Chickens were created by a mystical force that unleashed light, which lead to what we know as stars. Then came the bolar bystem (yes we misnamed it). This became particulary speciale because Magalo Poutensen the Second was born. They were named this because they gave off the power that Poutensen himself had. After much time and lots of fighting rocks we got dem planets. This is where things get familiar. As hoomans began to develop other life forms developed on Mars as well and they were much jealous because there was no purple on there. These Martians were born as less superior chickens or Martian Chickens. Magalo Poutensen, seeing all this life, felt alone and created Neptune. One day the Martian Chickens attacked Earth this is often covered up as the black plague, but it was a savage war between hooman and Martian Chicken. Magalo Poutensen, enraged at the loss of life, sent his army of Purple Chickens lead by the mighty Purp Chicken himself. Army general Tenpousen Olgam and Purp Chicken fought a fierce battle and the Purple Chickens prevailed. The remaining chickens had there memory erased and were domesticated by humans. This is where our modern chicken comes from, they are the martians we've been lookign for. (Epic story I know.)
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Im bored so imma make a story abt chipmunks
When Earth started developing life, it wasn't the only planet with ideal conditions for life. There was a planet called Papinkyponkoloid and it also harbored life. One day the purple chicken powering this system, Tensenpou, went rogue. When they started growing and growing, wanting more power, life had evolved to the point of Scurmunk, the predecessor of squirrels and chipmunks. This highly intelligent species had alrdy built a civilization and with the help of an epic Purple Chicken neighbor, Pousenten, they managed to power ships to escape. They were about to crash into a meteor on their long journey to the planet of Whoknowswhere when Magalo Poutensen directed them towards Earth. Little did they know the calamity that was about to occur. When the scurmunks arrived a war, the war between the purple chickens of Neptune and the red chickens of Mars was going on and the scurmunks were caught in the crossfire. The Scurmunks decided to help the purple chickens of Neptune to save as many lives as possible. However two treacherous clans called the tree squirrels and the ground squirrels backed out as soon as they went into battle. The chipmunks fought valiently and their greatest warriors were lost. The chipmunks developed stripes to diffrentiate from the traitors and to look cool. When they returned as war heroes, there was no niche available for them and they had lost those who could fight for it. Defeated they settled for the scraps and evolution made them smaller. Eventually the brave chipmunks managed to get their own niche but the evil squirrels now overpower and outstrength them, all because of their treason to the other scurmunks. Therfore, objectively chipmunks > squirrels.
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Quotes (Not copying Aptdon, I would never):
"I wanna be a British Grandma when I grow up"
"Eddie, bettie, shmettie, teddy, wettie, setty"
"Scioly, bioly, shmioly"
"Chipmunk"