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Something i took from a different forum...but its really funny.

So its called the wrong answer game.
You ask a question to which someone responds with a wrong answer and anther question

Example;
User 1: Why is the sky blue?
User 2: bcuz frogs are green
where was the constitution written
User 3: on george bush's head
When did george washington die?
etc. etc.

so i'll start
Why does the earth rotate?

because of elves and dwarves that live inside of it turning it around its poles so that one side doesn't get cooked

why does 2+2=4?

because for really high values of 2 2+2=5

why dont birds fly upside down?

because than the would see how high they where and have a fear of hieghts

why do humans stand on 2 feet?

because we only have two feet

why do people get addicted to WoW

because it's a great game (get it, cause it's like the wrong answer which means that it's really a bad game *yes i know i have no life*)

Y do pens run out of ink?

Because of the improper design that causes ink to leak out of the pen.

Why does a book weigh more than a bottle of water?

because the water has little wings making a false reading

why are clouds not pink?

becuz i said so
why do i say meh a lot?

because you learned that me was spelled with an h in kindergarten and you still misspell it

why do people drink water?