Scioly Assassination 155: The Final Inception
Posted: January 21st, 2021, 6:49 pm
Curiosity. It is an amazing thing. It has driven mortals to wander, to explore, to advance. Humans have learned to question how the world works, as well how that which is beyond them work. Yet curiosity leads to confusion and chaos. It is about time that that comes to an end.
We are Space and Time. We govern your reality as you know it. We control every aspect of your life as you know it. It is time for yours to end. Our boss may have not given us approval, but we’ve gone rogue and have taken matters into our own hands. Dr. Nemesis is no more. He was weak and arrogant, and has been replaced by deities from beyond anything the time keepers can comprehend.
Mordred may have won his game, but he, like Nemesis was brutally slaughtered at the fabric of Space and Time. Not even Wal-Mart can stop the change in time, even though the power of the breadstick is mighty, we are beyond anything any of those bozos know. X may be unknown, but we know all. He perished just like the rest, however he was smart enough to die by his own hand and not have divine intervention redefine his “purposes” in life, unlike the others.
There have been dozens before, and there will be dozens after. We have noticed that these “Assassinator Games” are an endless cycle of impotence and senseless violence. These have gone on for far too long. We will be ending these for good. This is the Final Inception.
Your last lives are gone, and the endgame starts now.
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National Institute of Knowledge: Present Day, Dimension: Earth-295
-Fyren (Doing a task at the particle accelerator): Hey! Woah this is an Anomaly! We need the big man in here, stat!
-builderguy135: *checks tablet frantically* We’ve detected an anomaly in SpaceTime! Chunks of the universe are rendering in!
-SciolyPerson1 (Rushing into the room): What’s happening here!
-Fyren: Sir, all the universes have conjoined! We can access other dimensions and points of time by moving!
-TwoPlusTwoIsTen: What does that mean?
-builderguy135: It means that we can transcend time and space, and anyone can change history as we know it, for good or bad. We can go back in time, and alter past events so that none of us exist in the presence, and that we only exist in the interdimensional universe.
*Suddenly, there was an immense earthquake, as if the whole world was going to shatter.*
Every tablet went black. All the screens shut off. It was like they were in the 1500s.
*Noises Stop*
“That is exactly as I plan to do” uttered a quiet whisper.
It was quiet for a couple seconds before SciolyPerson1 piped up, feeling it was his duty to.
-SciolyPerson1: What are you?
- “Beyond anything you’ve ever imagined. We are the deities which govern the expansion of your universe, as well as every other universe. We control exactly how every individual atom moves, how photons work, and more. We are the Commander of Time, and the Lord of Space”.
-SciolyPerson1: And why have you done this?
- “That is for us to know, and you to solve.”
Another solid minute passed before anyone else spoke up
-Fyren: Why are we still alive yet if you are oh so powerful?
*Commander Time and Lord Space look at each other*
“Now that would be no fun!”
“Let’s play a game, shall we?”
The game will start in 5 days, your time of course.
We are Space and Time. We govern your reality as you know it. We control every aspect of your life as you know it. It is time for yours to end. Our boss may have not given us approval, but we’ve gone rogue and have taken matters into our own hands. Dr. Nemesis is no more. He was weak and arrogant, and has been replaced by deities from beyond anything the time keepers can comprehend.
Mordred may have won his game, but he, like Nemesis was brutally slaughtered at the fabric of Space and Time. Not even Wal-Mart can stop the change in time, even though the power of the breadstick is mighty, we are beyond anything any of those bozos know. X may be unknown, but we know all. He perished just like the rest, however he was smart enough to die by his own hand and not have divine intervention redefine his “purposes” in life, unlike the others.
There have been dozens before, and there will be dozens after. We have noticed that these “Assassinator Games” are an endless cycle of impotence and senseless violence. These have gone on for far too long. We will be ending these for good. This is the Final Inception.
Your last lives are gone, and the endgame starts now.
--
National Institute of Knowledge: Present Day, Dimension: Earth-295
-Fyren (Doing a task at the particle accelerator): Hey! Woah this is an Anomaly! We need the big man in here, stat!
-builderguy135: *checks tablet frantically* We’ve detected an anomaly in SpaceTime! Chunks of the universe are rendering in!
-SciolyPerson1 (Rushing into the room): What’s happening here!
-Fyren: Sir, all the universes have conjoined! We can access other dimensions and points of time by moving!
-TwoPlusTwoIsTen: What does that mean?
-builderguy135: It means that we can transcend time and space, and anyone can change history as we know it, for good or bad. We can go back in time, and alter past events so that none of us exist in the presence, and that we only exist in the interdimensional universe.
*Suddenly, there was an immense earthquake, as if the whole world was going to shatter.*
Every tablet went black. All the screens shut off. It was like they were in the 1500s.
*Noises Stop*
“That is exactly as I plan to do” uttered a quiet whisper.
It was quiet for a couple seconds before SciolyPerson1 piped up, feeling it was his duty to.
-SciolyPerson1: What are you?
- “Beyond anything you’ve ever imagined. We are the deities which govern the expansion of your universe, as well as every other universe. We control exactly how every individual atom moves, how photons work, and more. We are the Commander of Time, and the Lord of Space”.
-SciolyPerson1: And why have you done this?
- “That is for us to know, and you to solve.”
Another solid minute passed before anyone else spoke up
-Fyren: Why are we still alive yet if you are oh so powerful?
*Commander Time and Lord Space look at each other*
“Now that would be no fun!”
“Let’s play a game, shall we?”
The game will start in 5 days, your time of course.
