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i do not want to be sick

TPBM has slept in class today

I'm not currently in school, so...

TPBM did not compete in Division A.

Does participating and doing events on a weekly basis against your team count? If so, then you're wrong.

I doubt the person below me will not read this.

Well, I read it...

TPBM has a YouTube channel with at least 2 subscribers.

I do

TPBM is burnt out right now.

Not that I know of...

TPBM knows how to make a Jacob's Ladder with parts from a neon sign or a microwave.
Doing so incorrectly can be fatal, so insert the usual disclaimers here.

I don't even know what a Jacob's Ladder is off the top of my head, so...

TPBM does not have a Netflix membership.

Actually I do! I don't use it much though.

TBPM has had at least 5 exotic fruits. (The least exotic would probably pineapple, but that will still count lol)

I've had pineapple, but I think that's about it...

TPBM knows what this is.

That would be a broken image, that returns a 403 error when I try to copy/paste its source link.

TPBM can see Things2do's image.