Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Pebble · Post by **Pebble** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 5:30 pm

"You lick your fingers?"
"No, I lick the fingers of other people."

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:31 am

"I have no clue if the drum line is saying 'drums', 'ducks', or 'drugs'."
"Honestly it could be any of the above."

JurassicJulian · Post by **JurassicJulian** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:15 am

"I'm going to destroy the Earth."
"No you may not destroy the Earth."
"Fine I'll destroy half the Earth."

userpage · Post by **HugoTroop** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 2:49 pm

"Anatomically challenged foe"

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:51 pm

"Mr. [Band Director] are you talking about the clarinets taking over?"
"...no?"
"Good, we do not speak of the clarinets taking over."

(neither person is a clarinet player)

AstroClarinet · Post by **AstroClarinet** » Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:04 am

LittleMissNyan wrote: ↑Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:51 pm "Mr. [Band Director] are you talking about the clarinets taking over?"
"...no?"
"Good, we do not speak of the clarinets taking over."

(neither person is a clarinet player)

excellent

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:53 am

"because I'm a rice krispie treat"

MorningCoffee · Post by **MorningCoffee** » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:51 pm

random mean teacher: "wHy dO i hEaR pLaYinG tHeReS nO sUpeRvIsInG aDuLt"
friend: because you are in the orchestra room maam

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Mon Sep 27, 2021 1:43 pm

"you're going to wake up suspiciously with 6 broken legs"

LittleMissNyan · Post by **LittleMissNyan** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 12:57 pm

"i am FLYING AWAY, INTO THE INTERDIMENTIONAL PORTAL TO VISIT THE PIGEON LORD."

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