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"just a little bit off the top"
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omg 42nd post! im so cool!
hmm good last words?

"and that should cure cancer... ohh no wait..."
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quizbowl wrote:I've always wondered what H2SO4 tastes like.
My chem teacher had a funny rhyme about this... something about confusing H2SO4 for H2O... and johnny's story ending unhappily
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kjhsscioly wrote:
quizbowl wrote:I've always wondered what H2SO4 tastes like.
My chem teacher had a funny rhyme about this... something about confusing H2SO4 for H2O... and johnny's story ending unhappily
Billy* was a chemist's son
Now Billy is no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4 - hey!

* - or Johnny or whatever.
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It's Not Poisonous
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now if I split the Plutonium atom like this.....BOOM! :lol: :lol:
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I think I'll annoy my brother quadratic (talking about the scientist above)
3.14159265358979323846264338327905 from memory.
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Crap. Was that water or hydrochloric acid? Oh well, probably won't make a difference anyway.
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i think the joke was hydrogen doesnt react, so lighting this match shouldn't matter.

(aluding to the joke going like this:
helium walks into a bar. The bartender says:"we don't serve your kind!"
Helium doesn't react! :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahaha ohhh.... science jokes...)
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