Most commonly heard phrases in scioly

[sneepity]

taking a test
Question: *is something confusing*
Partner 1: "Hey, did we learn this?"
Partner 2: "gimme a sec I'm thinking"
*partner 2 takes 3 minutes to think*
Partner 1: "It's ok if you don't know it, just look in the notes-"
Partner 2: "I know I know it I want to rely on my brain not the notes"
Partner 1: "here's the answer..." *points at answer*
Partner 2: "are you sure that that's the right answer?
*both partners are confused*
anatomy tests are like this :<

[imaditi]

MORE FUN MYSTERY ARCHITECTURE MEMORIES!

"I GAVE YOU ONE JOB [insert partners name] HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MESS IT UP THAT BADLY. IT WAS LITERALLY TAPING IT TOGETHER"
"don't worry i got this! it will be fixed in no time."

1 minute later

*tape looses stickiness and drops to the ground.*
"[insert curse word]"
"[insert partners name] HOW ARE YOU SO BAD!"
"I GAVE YOU ONE JOB'
"i swear it is not what it looks like."
"THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T GET [insert crushes name]"

pretty much every single mystery arch competition in a nutshell. if we didn't roast each other at least once then was it really mystery architecture ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[Creationist127]

Coach: There're still snacks in the cabinet, by the way.
Everyone: SNACKS?! *running sounds*
*snacks vanish in a matter of 45 seconds*

[raytay]

“May we fly the glider out the window?”

[k1208438]

prints notes for anatomy at this size"

Partner: How can you read notes that small?
Me: I brought a magnifying glass,
Reaches in pocket dramatically
realizes that you left it at home

dies internally

[imaditi]

"lets split the test?"

[raytay]

“You have a test alone? I’ll tag along for moral support.”

[Creationist127]

"Who has a free slot now? I need help with Wright Stuff!"
[later]
"Here, hold the plane while I wind. And... stay out of the way when it flies."

A - "Wait, I'm on Detector? I don't know Detector!"
Coach - "You do Circuit Lab, it's literally the same thing. You'll be fine."
[at comp]
A - "So I know... let's see... LED stands for Light-Emitting Diode... and that's all." [hands test to partner]

[SergioEdwards]

Non-scioly member: "Wait, so it's science bowl?"