What Would You Do If.....

[Umaroth]

I'd be sad because I'm allergic to bananas

WWYD if you were plopped in an X-wing and told "Good luck" and fly off into a battle?

[HugoTroop]

You know what happened to the original Red 5? Yeah...

WWYD if you had to fly a TIE instead?

[Things2do]

I've got a tie with a zipper, so I guess I could replace a perfectly good zipper and call that flying a tie. Or, I could use a tie as bait on my fly rod, although I doubt if I'd catch anything. If that's not what you meant, then I have no clue what I'd do, since I don't even know what you're talking about...

WWYD if you couldn't move either of your hands or any of your fingers because all of the bones fused together?

[JoeyC]

Sounds terrible for most things, but great for boxing. Time to enter the WBA and fight my way to the top (and die trying).

WWYD if you had to mow a 400 sq ft lawn every day?

[Things2do]

I would use it to practice making patterns, and then I would start mowing other people's lawns with the fancy patterns. I would use the money I earned from the other yards to buy one of those fancy automated mowing robots, and then I would go back to normal life, except for the occasional fancy lawn to keep in practice.

WWYD if you were forced into a sanatarium for something that someone else did while claiming to be you, and no one will listen to you because they think you're insane?

[Fyren]

I'd try to escape and move to a different country where nobody knows who I am. If escaping fails, I would most likely go insane.
WWYD if you forgot all of your memories every twenty minutes?

[Things2do]

Uhm... What did you ask? It seems like you said a little while ago, but I don't remember.

WWYD if you had to punch yourself in the nose every time you commit a grammatical error?

[LittleMissNyan]

I would have no nose : D

WWYD if you were followed around all day by a very annoying screaming chipmunk?

[MorningCoffee]

i'd eat it. alive.

WWYD if you were dropped in a random foreign country at the moment you read this?

[JurassicJulian]

I would be scared, but after I pulled myself together, I would try to figure out where I was, which would be hard if I were in the wilderness, but I could maybe do it in a city or town. My next step would be trying to find a phone and call home. If there were no phones, I would try to survive until I found a way home.

WWYD if you randomly woke up in the Late Cretaceous period?