The Pie Race
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Re: The Pie Race
It's the Mooney Tart Race!
Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.
Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.
"Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." Matthew 5:11-12
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Re: The Pie Race
Are Mooney Tarts similar to Pop Tarts? If so, that would jam the unicycle. Not as bad as if you had toast toppings, but...Tailsfan101 wrote:It's the Mooney Tart Race!
Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.
Joke intended.
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Re: The Pie Race
The extra frosting would act like oil to the chains...it would make the unicycle go faster! On to the next step.Things2do wrote:Are Mooney Tarts similar to Pop Tarts? If so, that would jam the unicycle. Not as bad as if you had toast toppings, but...Tailsfan101 wrote:It's the Mooney Tart Race!
Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.
Joke intended.
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Re: The Pie Race
Unicycles don't have chains... You should ride a unicorn instead, it could eat them and burn the sugars. Then Agnes can come and say "Look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!".dxu46 wrote:The extra frosting would act like oil to the chains...it would make the unicycle go faster! On to the next step.Things2do wrote:Are Mooney Tarts similar to Pop Tarts? If so, that would jam the unicycle. Not as bad as if you had toast toppings, but...Tailsfan101 wrote:It's the Mooney Tart Race!
Also, East, stop editing my posts, you dictator.
Joke intended.
John 5:46-47
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"[A] new project car is always a good idea. [Y]ou always need a new project car[.]" - jaspattack
Let's go, Brandon!

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"[A] new project car is always a good idea. [Y]ou always need a new project car[.]" - jaspattack
Let's go, Brandon!
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Re: The Pie Race
Also the InternetThings2do wrote:Clearly, this race has not been correctly preceded.The Internet wrote:The Pie Race was always preceded by the Mooney Tart Race
I am lying, authoritarian scum!
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Re: The Pie Race
You guys are not good at this. None of you have thought to wear the pie on your head like a little hat because it looks funny. It's not a difficult thing to do, you know.
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Re: The Pie Race
I put the pie on East's head like a little hat because it looks funny.
"Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." Matthew 5:11-12
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Re: The Pie Race
It's the Pie Race!
"Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." Matthew 5:11-12
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Re: The Pie Race
You ride one (1) unicycle.
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