Oof. Sorry; I only recently found this thread and didn't bother looking through old puns.
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 4th, 2018, 3:22 pm
by whythelongface
jimmy-bond wrote:I joke about most of my events, but when it comes to disease detectives, it's time for me to B. cereus
That one killed me
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 21st, 2018, 1:36 pm
by Things2do
Mousetrapping Vehicle
Lowest score wins. You must find and trap a mouse in the event area using the cup. You will be dq'd for bringing a mouse to the event. All Mousetrap Vehicle rules apply except the track parameters. You get your score lowered if it is a 3 button model. DO NOT hold this event in a computer lab or a rodent testing laboratory.
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 25th, 2018, 1:45 pm
by Pizzacats
Game on. You play a video game. Highest video game score wins.
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 25th, 2018, 4:33 pm
by Things2do
You must draw the complete anatomy of a random person while your partner psychoanalyzes them. You must include all abnormal features such as [color=#FF4040]all of their arteries leaving the heart on one side[/color], [color=#80FF40]ingrown toenails[/color], [color=#408040]polydactylism[/color], and any [color=#4000FF]acrochordons[/color]. If you do not include [b]ALL[/b] such abnormalities in addition to all normal features, you will be disqualified. You must NOT know the person or find out about any such abnormal features before or during the event. You must also complete a full report on the person's mental condition and other psychiatric items.
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 25th, 2018, 6:13 pm
by whythescratchyface
Pizzacats wrote:Game on. You play a video game. Highest video game score wins.
best joke yet. hands down everybody
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 25th, 2018, 6:58 pm
by Things2do
You have to name the cologne or perfume from a given sample. In keeping with the [[Fermi Questions]] rules, you cannot bring any olfactory device. All noses must be filled entirely with super glue, and a plate must be put in the back of the nose to prevent the glue from entering the esophagus or trachea. This must be done before the event, and it may be pressure tested to ensure the integrity of the plug.
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 29th, 2018, 8:37 pm
by LionfishFilet
Have y'all seen our thermo device?
it's H O T
Re: Event Puns!
Posted: April 30th, 2018, 6:16 am
by MadCow2357
Junkie Challenge: Participants must consume as many drugs as possible. Points are awarded to each competitor based on the lethalness of each drug taken.