^^^jimmy-bond wrote:I joke about most of my events, but when it comes to disease detectives, it's time for me to B. cereus
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Event Puns!
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"Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." Matthew 5:11-12
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Oof. Sorry; I only recently found this thread and didn't bother looking through old puns.Tailsfan101 wrote:^^^jimmy-bond wrote:I joke about most of my events, but when it comes to disease detectives, it's time for me to B. cereus
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That one killed mejimmy-bond wrote:I joke about most of my events, but when it comes to disease detectives, it's time for me to B. cereus
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Mousetrapping Vehicle
Lowest score wins. You must find and trap a mouse in the event area using the cup. You will be dq'd for bringing a mouse to the event. All Mousetrap Vehicle rules apply except the track parameters. You get your score lowered if it is a 3 button model.
DO NOT hold this event in a computer lab or a rodent testing laboratory.
Lowest score wins. You must find and trap a mouse in the event area using the cup. You will be dq'd for bringing a mouse to the event. All Mousetrap Vehicle rules apply except the track parameters. You get your score lowered if it is a 3 button model.
DO NOT hold this event in a computer lab or a rodent testing laboratory.
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Game on. You play a video game. Highest video game score wins.
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You must draw the complete anatomy of a random person while your partner psychoanalyzes them. You must include all abnormal features such as [color=#FF4040]all of their arteries leaving the heart on one side[/color], [color=#80FF40]ingrown toenails[/color], [color=#408040]polydactylism[/color], and any [color=#4000FF]acrochordons[/color]. If you do not include [b]ALL[/b] such abnormalities in addition to all normal features, you will be disqualified. You must NOT know the person or find out about any such abnormal features before or during the event. You must also complete a full report on the person's mental condition and other psychiatric items.
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best joke yet. hands down everybodyPizzacats wrote:Game on. You play a video game. Highest video game score wins.
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You have to name the cologne or perfume from a given sample. In keeping with the [[Fermi Questions]] rules, you cannot bring any olfactory device. All noses must be filled entirely with super glue, and a plate must be put in the back of the nose to prevent the glue from entering the esophagus or trachea. This must be done before the event, and it may be pressure tested to ensure the integrity of the plug.
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