Corrupt a Wish

[DatSciolyBoi]

Granted, but now nothing besides websites are mobile friendly, including your apps and games.

I wish I had the ability to clutch an event overnight.

[Fyren]

Granted; You can now physically clutch onto a piece of paper with the words "an event" written on it overnight.
I wish I could be the Assasinator.
I swear I'm not the sassy this game...

[DatSciolyBoi]

Granted, you are now wanted by the FBI, CIA, Interpol, KGB, and hated by the public for starting WW1.

I wish I had actually prepared for one of my events

[Things2do]

Granted, but the ES decides to go fishing instead of ruining the one event that you prepared for, so you don't get to compete in it. Going fishing sounds better than the ES that set up Scrambler the Friday afternoon before a Invitational that I went to, and then went and committed suicide later that evening.

I wish our heater was back from being cleaned already.

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, now it emits warm-ish and damp bubbles of grime and soap instead of hot, dry air.

I wish I was made of pretty flowers.

[Booknerd]

Granted; to the eyes of the rabbits you look very very pretty and they love to rip off your petals and munch on your stem.

I wish there were more than 24 hours to a day.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, there are now 17 billion hours in a day, making time meaningless.

I wish i had clearer skin.

[Things2do]

Granted, you are now capable of getting a sunburn on your internal organs, which burn almost immediately because they were not designed for solar exposure.

I wish to have the remote for the used Blu-ray player we have. Or for the [Play] button to also function as a [Select] button, like it does on all of our VCRs with DVD players...

[Fyren]

Granted. You have the remote, but it only has the [Play] button that also acts as the [Select] button.
I wish Lucky could talk.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted. You learn that Lucky is very loud and insistent about getting a cheecan friend.
I wish for water that doesn't have funny residues in it when you let it sit for a while.