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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 3rd, 2020, 5:37 am
by raytay
“Why is there a spider on Yoda?”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 3rd, 2020, 11:16 am
by LittleMissNyan
"I see books!"
"You're a book!"
"Thank you! I'm very literature! ....wait-"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 3rd, 2020, 11:47 am
by EwwPhysics
"He's got to CEMENT THAT BABY!"
"Did you know that 100% of people who eat tomatoes die?"
*insert a million Dan Quayle quotes here*
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 4th, 2020, 5:48 am
by raytay
“Stop dancing! This isn’t Kroger.”
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 7th, 2020, 8:13 pm
by Things2do
News Anchor: "The ... County Sheriff's office held a church safety seminar today, covering everything from shootings to severe weather..." Interviewee, Rep. of CCSO: "... We also suggest that you carpool to church so that your parking lot isn't congested."
{At a estate sale in that part of town} "Would you like a bag for your pot?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 7th, 2020, 8:56 pm
by SilverBreeze
"[the entire Slap the Keyboard thread]"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 7th, 2020, 9:57 pm
by Umaroth
Slowly walks backwards away from the bathroom
"Are you aware that your toilet is glowing?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 7th, 2020, 9:58 pm
by SilverBreeze
Umaroth wrote: ↑March 7th, 2020, 9:57 pm
Slowly walks backwards away from the bathroom
"Are you aware that your toilet is glowing?"
"Oh yeah, that's fine. Ignore that."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 9th, 2020, 8:30 am
by LittleMissNyan
"Why is my singular Chuck-E-Cheese ticket ripped up on my nightstand?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: March 10th, 2020, 2:34 pm
by Dsrivastava
YES
MUCHAS GRACIAS SENOR
AHHHH MY NAME IS REDDDDDDD
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