Scioly Assassination 155: The Final Inception

[k1208438]

d e d ch a t

[twoplustwoisten]

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well when you're waiting to figure out who may or may not be ded-ed, it seems thematically appropriate to have a ded chat

[LittleMissNyan]

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well when you're waiting to figure out who may or may not be ded-ed, it seems thematically appropriate to have a ded chat

Breadstick Event Horizon incominggg

[MorningCoffee]

d e d ch a t

well when you're waiting to figure out who may or may not be ded-ed, it seems thematically appropriate to have a ded chat

Breadstick Event Horizon incominggg

IT'S OLIVE GARDEN TIME

fyren don't burn it down please

[LittleMissNyan]

We travel this universe and see many things. Wars and new countries born everyday. People fight for power. Some become the power by creating cults. I mean there’s even a breadstick cult.

Well is that so? Then I think we should do something about these cults eh?

Agreed. They are too dangerous to be left alive.

Well I think blasting the central hub would work no?

Well that would get rid of those pesky lil humans.

We could also just go after the elder.

Why not both?

Agreed. Time will run out for them very soon.

[LittleMissNyan]

yeah sure yes I protect myself because breadsticks
smh sassies it's not just breadsticks there's kit kat mini ice cream bars too

[twoplustwoisten]

World: Oz

Date: Some Time Between Dorothy and now. Maybe before in some timelines.

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We travel this universe and see many things. Wars and new countries born everyday. People fight for power. Some become the power by creating cults. I mean there’s even a breadstick cult.

Well is that so? Then I think we should do something about these cults eh?

Agreed. They are too dangerous to be left alive.

Well I think blasting the central hub would work no?

Well that would get rid of those pesky lil humans.

We could also just go after the elder.

Why not both?

Agreed. Time will run out for them very soon.

it was over 7 days. . . who're you gonna accuse?

12. If we do not reply within 7 days after all protections are made, five free accusations can be made without any consequence.

ok now to clue. Somebody who is in, possibly the leader of, a cult AND the 'elder'. Who's the oldest person active? Also consider if somebody has a fake birth-year and is like 103? I remember seeing age: 51 on someone's profile. . . or maybe bernard because sometimes 'elder' doesn't mean old, but instead means "prior or superior in rank, office, or validity"??? don't trust me i don't know things

[sneepity]

i think umaroth was voted best cult member in the superlatives

[agneg05]

This is a bit of a stretch, but what if it's Umaroth and SilverBreeze? The way the Assassinator phrased it kind of sounded like two people (in my head) where one was cult-y and one was elder-y (could totally be wrong though, and maybe they are just targeting one person with these things). Adding on to what Sneepity said, Umaroth was best cult member, and Silver was best officer (/elder?).
Disclaimer: it's probably wrong lol

[Torchic]

"Umaroth - *brandishing breadstick* It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Galahad - *also brandishing breadstick* You underestimate my power!
Torchic - ALLEZ!!
*breadstick battle*
Umaroth - You have become the VERY THING thing you sw-*breadstick breaks* NO!
Galahad - DON'T LECTURE ME OBI-WAN! *swipes everything off the shelves*
Sassy - *starts clapping*
Umaroth - SWEET MOTHER OF PIGEON!
Torchic - AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
Sassy - WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?! GALAHAD IS VERY PROTECTED!
Galahad - I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAZY SHADOW POWER THING THAT’S KILLED SOMEONE EVERY TIME THEY’VE SHOWED UP AND WE’RE ONLY ARMED WITH A BREADSTICK!
Sassy - WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE BREADSTICK?
Galahad - IT’S A BREADSTICK!
Sassy - IT’S A VERY CAPABLE BREADSTICK!
Galahad - YOU’RE A BREADSTICK!
Umaroth - *aggressively t-posing between the two to get them to stop shouting*
Torchic - ....what have I gotten myself into?"


This is the first mention of breadsticks in the Assassinator games, I would say that if it was the breadstick cult would probably be LMN, SilverBreeze, Umaroth, or me as one of the founders since it was the first mention. LMN was the one who wrote this, and I think she had help with SilverBreeze?