STUPID QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

IHateClouds · Post by **IHateClouds** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:49 pm

because the flu got lonely and wanted a friend :0

why are glaciers retreating?

Post by **SilverBreeze** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:51 pm

(Mostly) Because humans exist.

Why do humans exist?

IHateClouds · Post by **IHateClouds** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:55 pm

because the martians thought they were cute and let them stay

why cant rabbits do magic?

Umaroth's Userpage · Post by **Umaroth** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:46 pm

We are inhibiting their magical abilities by incorrectly feeding them carrots.

Why is English bad at spelling?

JoeyC · Post by **JoeyC** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:31 pm

We took the our out of colour to get rid of communism

Why is it a terrible day for rain?

Post by **SilverBreeze** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:28 pm

Because SoCal has a love-hate relationship with rain.

Why is there a scrub jay sitting in my friend's backyard?

IHateClouds · Post by **IHateClouds** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:45 pm

because there were two parent scrub jays that mated to form this scrub jay

why cant humans fly?

Post by **SilverBreeze** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:47 pm

Because we already kill enough people via car accidents.

Why am I sleepy?

IHateClouds · Post by **IHateClouds** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:44 am

because the sleepies attacked you and you werent strong enough to fight back :0

why arent clouds pink?

Post by **SilverBreeze** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:59 am

They are during a really pretty sunset.

Why are people so selfish?

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