Corrupt a Wish

[BFan]

no wish?
I'll make one:
I wish everyone on this forum would get their password changed to "meh".

[sciolykid101]

Yes, but you would get banned.
I wish tehkubix would put a wish.

[BFan]

WG, too bad he died already.
I wish the soul I traded at the swap meet was real.

[sachleen]

granted, but then my wish sucks..

I wish my wish didnt suck.

woops, guess bfan beat me to it.

[gneissisnice]

granted, but then your wish would be so amazingly awesome, it would be ungrantable.
i wish i could breath and see underwater (without goggles, cause they get all foggy and then i cant see anything above water)

[sachleen]

granted, but then you cant see on ground... and your skin gets all wrinkely and stuff cus all that water and then global warming evaporates all the water and then you die... so yeah.. don't wish for that..

I wish we had made it to nats

[Mr. Cool]

granted, but you got dead last.
I wish summer would never end

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then all of your teachers would be out of a job so they would assassinate you for making them lose their teaching positions.
I wish I could go on an all expenses paid vacation somewhere nice (and the expenses are not paid by me).

[sachleen]

granted but then there is a huge tornado that takes the niceness out of it... and you STILL have to go there

Mr. Cool, I wouldn't mind getting dead last , just making it to nats is awesome

I wish my brain could think 10 times better than it does now with no downside to it.

[havoc_crazy]

Granted, but then your brain would be stolen and replaced with a rock.

I wish I had pie again.