Scioly.org Superlatives 2023

[Thenerdicat]

To people who think they're the biggest procrastinator:
It's been two months. I have to finish a 1k word essay and 40 pages of dense textbook by tonight. I've had 2.5 months to do this and did I do it?...
Nah

You've finished the essay!!! I'm proud!! But honestly I think you and me tie for biggest procrastinators LOL

[treesdea]

To people who think they're the biggest procrastinator:
It's been two months. I have to finish a 1k word essay and 40 pages of dense textbook by tonight. I've had 2.5 months to do this and did I do it?...
Nah

Me when summer reading exists.

[onshape]

To people who think they're the biggest procrastinator:
It's been two months. I have to finish a 1k word essay and 40 pages of dense textbook by tonight. I've had 2.5 months to do this and did I do it?...
Nah

Me when summer reading exists.

At least you didn't have to write an essay for it as well!

[pumptato-cat]

Y'all think summer reading is bad That's crazy
Nerdi I think we should share the procrastinator superlative!
Yeah I finished it thank god... I'd be so thankful if reading was all I had to do.

[jaspattack]

Results
The votes are in and I've painstakingly calculated the winner of each category for all of you to enjoy! The number in (parentheses) indicates how many times a user has won this category.

Best Administrator - bernard (4)
Best Global Moderator - jaspattack
Best Wikimod - HugoTroop
Best Gallery Mod - samy-oak-tree (3)
Best Assassinator - Assassinator (8)
Best Officer - pumptato-cat
Best Assassination Game - Scioly Assassination 163: YO HO HO
Best Signature - pumptato-cat
Best Thread - 101 ways to get kicked out of a competition
Biggest Nerd - Banana2020
Biggest Procrastinator - pumptato-cat
Biggest Troll - Venomizer
Clumsiest/Most Accident-Prone - pumptato-cat
Funniest - Banana2020
Future Dictator - Umaroth
Future Mad Scientist - Banana2020 (2)
Future National Tournament Director - Umaroth (2)
Future Nobel Prize Winner - aptdon
Head of the Grammar Police - jaspattack
Kindest - jaspattack
Least Likely to Have a Social Life - jaspattack
Least Likely to Sleep, Period. - Banana2020
Most Athletic - Venomizer
Most Creative - Thenerdicat
Most Helpful (Division B) - Banana2020 (2)
Most Helpful (Division C) - RasmitDevkota
Most Helpful (Division D) - jaspattack
Most Likely to Become a Teacher or Professor - Umaroth
Most Likely to Sleep in Class - pumptato-cat
Most Likely to Write a Novel - Thenerdicat
Most Musical - ViolaRights
Most Original Username - Name (2)
Most Painfully Intellectual - Banana2020 (2)
Most Socially Awkward - sociallyawkwardchild (3)
Best Pet - Gerald (Thenerdicat's Pusheen)
Best Wiki Page - Scioly.org: April Fool's Day
Best User Page - Poonda
Best Username Overall - jaspattack
Most Likely to Win LMMM at Nationals - Poonda
Wastes Most Time On Scioly.org - jaspattack
Best Shoulder to Cry On - Pi-Bot
Best Scioly Season - 2022-2023

Full Summary

Thanks to everyone for voting this year! We had a great turnout--47 nominations and 81 votes. See you again next year~

[onshape]

Wow, Forestry Tree List actually had a great turnout on that form. It's too bad it didn't win, though.

All the results were as expected.