Scioly Assassination 164: Don't You Want To Play With Poppy?

[LittleMissNyan]

heyy what's up guys totally not me burning the whole day on college apps I'm just going to update the Discord archive and dip for the night. some thoughts
- we have got to actually accuse some people (says the tem, who was offline for the best time to do so rip)
- wish :: fish (bearasaurus), Krish (multiple but the one I've talked with most recently was Krish2007 so that's what comes to mind. he doesn't do sassy games though so idk)
- uhh who does water quality or water events in general
- pumptato canonically floated off a boat last game so there's that
- will say that for 160 I did abuse the supposed fact of my lack of schooltime Discord access to avoid getting sussed out based on activity. take this precedent as you will

[pumptato-cat]

LMN... is that last comment referring to me? (what do you think about their plan to protect tissue?.. seems a bit of a stretch to rhyme tis with wish)
I'm reading the Discord archives right now and guys I'm not sassy
If you really think that I'm sassy then I guess go ahead and accuse but I'm gonna tell you right now that I don't have enough braincells to write stuff like this and I'm not joking when I say I'm drowning in work right now. Also sassy is a lot funnier than me and has the best comebacks

[sc95837]

I feel like only a relatively-small subset of folks would make a clue about Krish2007, so I feel like it's probably not Krish2007, but if it is, then it'd narrow it down quite a bit.

[pumptato-cat]

I really have no clue what this means.

I suppose "wish" could rhyme with fish or a user's name. I don't know of any users ending with "ish," but I'm thinking "Swedish Fish"--didn't jasp go to Sweden this summer? The water theme is interesting. Could the second line refer to treesdea? She's active on the Discord and swims, but then again I bet there's a bunch of other people who swim. I feel like that's way too obvious. The rhyming thing is too vague--I'm beginning to think that finding what rhymes is too broad and not the actual clue, but what else could it be?...

Also, why Mountain Daylight Time? I feel like it's too obvious if sassy's in that time zone. Not a lot of people in those states and active on forums/Discord. Who uses P.P.S.? The way they type "-Assassinator" still sticks out to me.

[WiseGuy]

I protect Krish2007 and pumptato cat, because Krish rhymes with wish and the apush clue in amongsarsus's dms.

[sc95837]

In case WiseGuy's post doesn't go through
I protect Krish2007 (a_mallard) and pumptato_cat
and I accuse thenerdicat

[pumptato-cat]

Wait why didn't y'all accuse two people? Or is there a penalty for being wrong?

[LittleMissNyan]

There are multiple announcements to make.
Shrey (sc95837) and LittleMissNyan are dead.
The next clue for officers shall post shortly (a few hours-1 day from now).
The kills the Assassinator has to commit are down to 3. Good luck from then on.
Thenerdicat has been correctly accused. She was the accomplice and the main person running the discord persona. She thanks everyone for their participation, but would like them to not immediately go after her (discord or forums) as the game has taken a mental toll on her.
Good luck to everyone as you continue on. Once again, may the odds be ever in your favor. I cannot reveal who the Assassinator was all along as I am now dead. I wish everyone luck, once more.
-Thenerdicat

[treesdea]

I feel that this thread overall was a much more wholesome experience than the Discord thread.
No matter who it is, the Assassinator is a person! Assaulting/Blackmailing them does not help, nor does it make the game more fun.

Also rip sc95837 and LittleMissNyan 🫡 and congrats to Thenerdicat for putting up with the troubles and keeping the great persona!

[pumptato-cat]

Before editing, she said that her accomplice was currently out of town.
Venom?