DON’T QUESTION WHY I’M AWAKE AT 6 AND ALREADY ON THE SCIOLY FORUMS OR HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THIS LIST
ACCESS DENIED ACHIEVEMENT: We’re just built different
NICE ANTI-STOIC ACHIEVEMENT: Most of my friends bombed their events lol
BEAT THE CURVE ACHIEVEMENT: Somehow I got 5th in flight with a 20 second time in our first invite and there were like 30 teams so I guess a lot of people just didn’t bring plan or something?
BIOHAZARD ACHIEVEMENT: Food poisoning is fun
DEAD GIVEAWAY ACHIEVEMENT: For some reason a lot of tests are written like this it’s WEIRD
ENEMY SPY ACHIEVEMENT: That’s just the flight forum in a nutshell
EVENT POLYGON ACHIEVEMENT: Don’t really know what to say here so hi
ENVIRONMENTALLY CAUTIOUS ACHIEVEMENT: Storm the castle was fun
“F” ACHIEVEMENT: So I may or may not have broken the nose bearing off my plane during the ten minutes allotted for flight
FALSE FLEX ACHIEVEMENT: It’s all about the MIND GAMES I’m an EVIL MASTERMIND and YES I DID READ DARKSTALKER LEGENDS BEFORE REGIONALS and that DID NOT INSPIRE ME TO DO THIS
HOST ACHIEVEMENT: Flight is so much fun
HUNGER ACHIEVEMENT: I had chicken nuggies and the codebusters ES was chill so yeah
INVITATIONAL RELATIONS ACHIEVEMENT: I make friends everywhere it’s hilarious how many people wanna be your friend when you know where the bathroom is
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS ACHIEVEMENT: Hi Luci
LINGUISTICS ACHIEVEMENT: All we knew is that pico was smaller than nano so yeah a picosecond is one trillionth of a second
‘MURICA ACHIEVEMENT: REGIONALS LAST YEAR YEAHHHHH
NEWTON-LEIBNIZ ACHIEVEMENT: same as linguistics
PARASITE ACHIEVEMENT: I’M SORRY CAN’T JUDGE A POWDER IS SO BORING YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME MAN
PLAYER DOWN ACHIEVEMENT: Not me, but one of my friends couldn’t attend regional awards because he had and allergic reaction to a Chick-fil-a sandwich
POPULARITY ACHIEVEMENT: We went to two invites before regionals last year
REGIONALS RELATIONS ACHIEVEMENT: Yeah some flight kids needed to fix their plane so I lended them my scissors and we became BEST FRIENDS
SPEEDWRITE ACHIEVEMENT: We ALL finished our codebusters questions within the last 15 minutes of the test in one of our invites
STATES RELATIONS ACHIEVEMENT: MORE FRIENDS YAY
SCIOLY GUY ACHIEVEMENT: ….
SCRIPPS ACHIEVEMENT: Yeah I misspelled one of my teammates name because we all forgot to right our names and had to do in the last ten seconds of the test
SECRET AGENT ACHIEVEMENT: Listen I needed flight data at states and everyone was doing worse than us so I’d say that’s a win
SHOCKER ACHIEVEMENT: Back in the 2021-2022 season I had to do a trial event that I did NOT sign up for and I was not notified about this until 20 minutes before it started
SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS ACHIEVEMENT: There was an ES in flight who was using the INCHES side to measure my plane’s box like what are you doing man
THE LENGTHS I GO FOR SCIENCE OLYMPIAD ACHIEVEMENT: Listen flight takes a lot of time and is exponentially more interesting than geometry or bio
TEAM RELATIONS ACHIEVEMENT: Hi Chloe
THE GENEROUS DONOR ACHIEVEMENT: SEE-REGIONALs RELATIONS ACHIEVEMENT
UN-STREET SMART ACHIEVEMENT: ONE SCHOOL THAT WE WENT TO FOR AN INVITE WAS NUMBERED SO WEIRDLY LIKE ROOM 241-249 WERE IN THE SAME HALLWAY BUT WHEN YOU LOOK FOR 250 IT’S ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE BUILDING WE WERE ALMOST LATE TO CODEBUSTERS
USELESS CALCULATOR ACHIEVEMENT: My first year in scioly I did road scholar and neither me or my partner knew what we were doing so yeah the calculator was kinda useless
OH MY GOD THAT TOOK SO LONG
Never mind, ignore what I said about flying solo being easy-- 
cardboard box