Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
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"Wasn't President Bush born in the 1800s?"
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"I would prefer not to get covid by cicada proxy-"
"Next time we play Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games I'm being Henry Stickman"
"Next time we play Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games I'm being Henry Stickman"
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"The police are legally required to incinerate the building when being called to bust a house party, fun fact!"
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"We're all just lumpy in some ways."
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"Do you know what an atoll is?"
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SCHOOL'S OUT TIME TO POST FUNNY STUFF I SAID IN APUSH THAT GOT A REACTION
"nice how I can fail an LEQ but remember all the details about brooks beating sumner half to death with a cane ;')"
"massachusetts reelects sumner despite, you know, being beaten half to death with a cane
so his seat remains empty for 3 years"
"know-nothing party only wins one state, which is maryland
come on guys really"
"oh no your singular crop isn't selling well! time to go deeper into debt to make more crops which drives the price down lower and make less money and get repossessed by the bank! such fun!!!"
"Local Populists March Into Washington, Get Arrested For Standing On The Grass"
"'vote for david trone or I will personally shove 5 more pounds of mailings in your mailbox" -the mail last election cycle thing"
"Local Reporter Covers 'Trial', Question's Their Life Choices"
"the economy's great and it's totally going to be great forever"
"surrender or we're going to chuck a bomb at you"
"super japanese democratization go! the world needs anime!!"
"when it gets to the chapters discussing certain time periods kennedy and cohen kinda seem to have a thing for aggressively describing all the literature"
"you guys need to go fight your own war now here's a million dollars"
"welcome to high school here's a huge AP test you will strain your brain over have a nice year"
"who's playing the final countdown on an oboe?" (turned out to actually be a base)
"13 states in a shoddy trenchcoat that's falling apart at the seams"
Anatomy of an APUSH exam:
- multiple choice
- multiple choice
- pain and suffering
- multiple choice
- saq
- saq
- this is totally fine
- pringles
- WHAT THE PECK DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO AT ALL WITH COMMUNISM??
- BSaq
- saq
the great thing about APUSH chat review is I can say funny slightly-off-topic things and people can choose to acknowledge them or not, while if I had to say it out loud everyone would have to stop and pay attention
"nice how I can fail an LEQ but remember all the details about brooks beating sumner half to death with a cane ;')"
"massachusetts reelects sumner despite, you know, being beaten half to death with a cane
so his seat remains empty for 3 years"
"know-nothing party only wins one state, which is maryland
come on guys really"
"oh no your singular crop isn't selling well! time to go deeper into debt to make more crops which drives the price down lower and make less money and get repossessed by the bank! such fun!!!"
"Local Populists March Into Washington, Get Arrested For Standing On The Grass"
"'vote for david trone or I will personally shove 5 more pounds of mailings in your mailbox" -the mail last election cycle thing"
"Local Reporter Covers 'Trial', Question's Their Life Choices"
"the economy's great and it's totally going to be great forever"
"surrender or we're going to chuck a bomb at you"
"super japanese democratization go! the world needs anime!!"
"when it gets to the chapters discussing certain time periods kennedy and cohen kinda seem to have a thing for aggressively describing all the literature"
"you guys need to go fight your own war now here's a million dollars"
"welcome to high school here's a huge AP test you will strain your brain over have a nice year"
"who's playing the final countdown on an oboe?" (turned out to actually be a base)
"13 states in a shoddy trenchcoat that's falling apart at the seams"
Anatomy of an APUSH exam:
- multiple choice
- multiple choice
- pain and suffering
- multiple choice
- saq
- saq
- this is totally fine
- pringles
- WHAT THE PECK DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO AT ALL WITH COMMUNISM??
- BSaq
- saq
the great thing about APUSH chat review is I can say funny slightly-off-topic things and people can choose to acknowledge them or not, while if I had to say it out loud everyone would have to stop and pay attention
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"This celery tastes like celery."
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Clearly you've never consumed air."
"Plain air just tastes like powdered water."
"Plain air just tastes like powdered water."
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