Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.Name wrote:Lab section: more points the quicker you can infect yourself with herpes
Event Puns!
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"One little Sciolyer left all alone,
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
Congratulations to WW-P South/Grover for winning 2nd/1st place at NJ States!
EMORY UNIVERSITY '22
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"One little Sciolyer left all alone,
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
Congratulations to WW-P South/Grover for winning 2nd/1st place at NJ States!
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This is meant to be a jokewhythelongface wrote:Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.Name wrote:Lab section: more points the quicker you can infect yourself with herpes
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
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Past Events: Microbe, Invasive, Matsci, Fermi, Astro, Code, Fossils
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What's the tiebreaker, then?Name wrote:This is meant to be a jokewhythelongface wrote:Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.Name wrote:Lab section: more points the quicker you can infect yourself with herpes
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
WEST WINDSOR-PLAINSBORO HIGH SCHOOL SOUTH '18
EMORY UNIVERSITY '22
SONT 2017 5th Place Medalist [Microbe Mission]
"One little Sciolyer left all alone,
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
Congratulations to WW-P South/Grover for winning 2nd/1st place at NJ States!
EMORY UNIVERSITY '22
SONT 2017 5th Place Medalist [Microbe Mission]
"One little Sciolyer left all alone,
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
Congratulations to WW-P South/Grover for winning 2nd/1st place at NJ States!
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Wright It Do It-
Teams must write instructions to build a plane and the other teammate will build it.
Teams must write instructions to build a plane and the other teammate will build it.
8th grade: I knew stuff about rocks, minerals, experiments, and ecosystems!
9th grade: I knew stuff about amphibians, reptiles, freshwater, and experiments!
10th grade: I knew stuff about oceanography, saltwater, birds, and fossils!
11th grade: I knew stuff about birds and fossils!
9th grade: I knew stuff about amphibians, reptiles, freshwater, and experiments!
10th grade: I knew stuff about oceanography, saltwater, birds, and fossils!
11th grade: I knew stuff about birds and fossils!
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Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?whythelongface wrote:What's the tiebreaker, then?Name wrote:This is meant to be a jokewhythelongface wrote: Just wanted to point out that the majority of people are already infected with herpes.
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
Remote vehicle:
Teams must use a remote control and drive around a vehicle
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Germodynamix
SED- Teams will answer questions about germs.
Rock Value
SED- The event supervisor will distribute rocks to the competitors. The competitors must try to guess the price of the rock.
SED- Teams will answer questions about germs.
Rock Value
SED- The event supervisor will distribute rocks to the competitors. The competitors must try to guess the price of the rock.
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2022 Events: Chem Lab, Envi Chem, It's About Time, Orni, PPP, Wright Stuff
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I, for one, have herpes, TB, staph and thrush.Name wrote:Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?whythelongface wrote:What's the tiebreaker, then?Name wrote: This is meant to be a joke
(Also then you get a extra cheat sheet! Yourself!)
Edit: Did you know that the periorbital edema associated with Trichinosis can clog up your nasolacrimal ducts? But it's okay, I'm not going to cry about it.
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Someone give this man a medal.Alex-RCHS wrote:I, for one, have herpes, TB, staph and thrush.Name wrote:Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?whythelongface wrote: What's the tiebreaker, then?
Edit: Did you know that the periorbital edema associated with Trichinosis can clog up your nasolacrimal ducts? But it's okay, I'm not going to cry about it.
WEST WINDSOR-PLAINSBORO HIGH SCHOOL SOUTH '18
EMORY UNIVERSITY '22
SONT 2017 5th Place Medalist [Microbe Mission]
"One little Sciolyer left all alone,
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
Congratulations to WW-P South/Grover for winning 2nd/1st place at NJ States!
EMORY UNIVERSITY '22
SONT 2017 5th Place Medalist [Microbe Mission]
"One little Sciolyer left all alone,
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none."
Congratulations to WW-P South/Grover for winning 2nd/1st place at NJ States!
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*becomes exalted member*whythelongface wrote:Someone give this man a medal.Alex-RCHS wrote:I, for one, have herpes, TB, staph and thrush.Name wrote: Infecting yourself with other available (and more life threatening) diseases?
Edit: Did you know that the periorbital edema associated with Trichinosis can clog up your nasolacrimal ducts? But it's okay, I'm not going to cry about it.
Edit: More microbial disease puns!
Esophageal pain is a common symptom of HIV. It's a tough pill to swallow, but you art going to die from it.
Edit 2: If you thought my pun-making would yield, then I'm going to have to burst your bubble. I've gotten pretty attached to microbe puns, so I'm going to try to eclipse my previous ones. Don't worry, this one will be pretty innocuous. Now, let me think of a pun about the viral growth curve. Done.
Edit 3: It's thermo time! I'm considering making a vehicle powered by a simple heat engine. There would be some subtle differences from other vehicles, so it wouldn't really be a car. Let's call it a car-not.
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I joke about most of my events, but when it comes to disease detectives, it's time for me to B. cereus
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