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Joke of the Day

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Just thought these forums could use some jokes. Any jokes of any topic are OK, but please be appropriate!

What's the quickest way to determine the gender of a chromosome?
















Pull down its genes!
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They just found the gene for shyness!
They would have found it before but it was hiding behind other genes.
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Heisenberg gets pulled over while driving by a police officer. The police officer walks up to the car and says"did you know you were going 60mph" Heisenberg states" where am I?"
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