101 ways to get kicked out of a competition

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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of a competition

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dragons790 wrote:
calvin102111 wrote:298. Wear shorts into Experimental Design (my partner did this at regionals and caused us to get 4th, we were about to be disqualified).
301. Wearing shorts into Forensics.

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302. Say Illuminati confirmed during forensic science
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303: Actually start an IRL Assassination game during a competition. Bonus points if it's at Nationals.
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Fibonacci924 wrote:303: Actually start an IRL Assassination game during a competition. Bonus points if it's at Nationals.
Extra bonus points if you follow Sassy (Ento)'s exact schedule timing to take down the victims at Wright State! ;)
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304: bring some mini toast things to food science and use the butter from the lab to spread on the toast
305: bring in a megaphone and sing "Highway to pigeon" by ACDC in road scholar
306: write the proctor's name as a threataning Invasive Species on the test
307: Two words: laugh track.
308: email all of these ideas to every coach in the country, disguised as an urgent message about the event
309: whenever someone asks a proctor a question, declare "INTERUPT! QUESTION 5/TOSS UP WILL NOW BE READ TO TEAM A!... wait, this is Quizbowl, right...?
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daydreamer0023 wrote:
Fibonacci924 wrote:303: Actually start an IRL Assassination game during a competition. Bonus points if it's at Nationals.
Extra bonus points if you follow Sassy (Ento)'s exact schedule timing to take down the victims at Wright State! ;)
even better if you print out puzzles and tape them around the school
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sciencysarah wrote: 160) wear a periodic table of elements shirt
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310) Not following the instructions that you are given at competition.
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311. Bring a hoverboard for hovercraft and get mad when they tell you you can't use it.
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312. Fill in the answer sheet in Ento, but all your answers are replaced by the Bee Movie Script.

313. Walk around with your entire team and have everyone sing "We are number one" really loudly. Bonus points if you have someone bring their saxophone to play along.

314. Sing "Cooking by the book" during food science.

315. Do bottle flips while in a testing event. Dab every time you get a successful flip.

316. Talk excessively with your teammates while spectating ELG (actually happened, didn't get kicked though)
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(Not sure if it's been said yet but)

317. In Rocks and Minerals, lick them each time to determine if any of them are halite
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