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101 ways to get kicked out of a competition
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A wild goose flies over a pond, leaving behind a voice in the wind.
A man passes through this world, leaving behind a name.
A wild goose flies over a pond, leaving behind a voice in the wind.
A man passes through this world, leaving behind a name.
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It's takes time to make an Anatomy pun; there is a process to it.
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It's about time someone made an It's about time pun
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of a competition
Wright Stuff puns just fly over people's heads.
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The door is right there. Please leave.M_Mo 612 wrote:It's about time someone made an It's about time pun
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Re: 101 ways to get kicked out of a competition
I made a chem pun once, there was no reaction.
I don't know if this list died, but I want to keep adding.
These are all things that actually happened:
276. Throw your Wright Stuff plane at the judges.
277. During the long wait for awards, turn off the lights and watch everyone get excited as the announcers go to the mic to ask you to turn off the lights.
278. Throw ping pong balls instead of building something for Air Trajectory.
279. Steal signs.
280. Throw away your Food Science experiment then fish it out of the trash when you realized you did it wrong.
281. Count out loud for It's About Time. Really loud. And really off.
282. Bring swim goggles to a build event.
283. Show up empty handed to Robot Arm and start dancing.
I don't know if this list died, but I want to keep adding.
These are all things that actually happened:
276. Throw your Wright Stuff plane at the judges.
277. During the long wait for awards, turn off the lights and watch everyone get excited as the announcers go to the mic to ask you to turn off the lights.
278. Throw ping pong balls instead of building something for Air Trajectory.
279. Steal signs.
280. Throw away your Food Science experiment then fish it out of the trash when you realized you did it wrong.
281. Count out loud for It's About Time. Really loud. And really off.
282. Bring swim goggles to a build event.
283. Show up empty handed to Robot Arm and start dancing.
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284) Program your Robot Arm to do the robot.
285) At Nationals, go around shouting "Menomonie" and see who sings the rest of the song.
285) At Nationals, go around shouting "Menomonie" and see who sings the rest of the song.
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286: Meow very loudly and constantly while taking a test.
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