chalker, can I...

[bernard]

chalker, can you type out all sixty scores for each of the twenty three main events and four trial events for each of the two divisions? I hope that isn't too much work, and thanks in advance!

[finagle29]

chalker can you personally locate the hydrogeology event supervisor and the piece of paper with the scores on it and add the rankings to the official scores pdf

[blakinator8]

chalker, can you just write all the tests for nats next year?

[BuildistFromTheNorth]

Chalker can Nebraska's navy sponsor an event?

[sciolyboy123]

chalker, can you type out all sixty scores for each of the twenty three main events and four trial events for each of the two divisions? I hope that isn't too much work, and thanks in advance!

Exactly what I was thinking....

[samlan16]

True story from an invitational this year at which a Delta mechanical engineer was a guest speaker before awards (fortunately not someone from my team):

Chalker, I just got into MIT, so could you get me a free ticket to Boston?

[chalker]

Similar variations of the beginning phrase are allowed, such as "chalker, will you," "chalker, do you," and "chalker, what was."

This might be fun.....

chalker, do I have to impound my partner?

No, but since you obviously are an integral part of the device, your partner needs to impound you.

chalker, can you help me build my device?

No, but I'd be happy to point out how ridiculously over-engineered it is and how you youngsters have it so easy because back in the day when I competed we had to build all our devices out of shoestrings and chewing gum, while walking to impound in the snow, uphill.

chalker, can you give me the answers to all the tests?

Yes, just send me 5 Bitcoins and I'll mail you a CD with all the tests/answer keys. Of course it might take a couple months to get to you - say around October;)

chalker, what are the events for 2017?

Hmmm.. it's in my notes around here somewhere. Might take me a while to get back to you on this... and I'm real busy at work, so ping me again if you haven't heard back in around 3*10^7 seconds.

Chalker, does this part of my mission count as unsafe? *lights blowtorch and burns 2x4*

Not as long as you are wearing proper eye protection and have impounded your partner.

Chalker, what will the raw scores for Astronomy be in 2020?

51
35
63
68
28
21
20
58
22
With the rest No Shows because of the unfortunate incident regarding the meteorite impact after the first block

Chalker, can you give me 50 minutes to fix my levers?

Yes. How about from 6-6:50AM?

Chalker, will a programming calculator be allowed? If so, can I use the TI-89 Titanium? :

yes, a programming calculator will be allowed to compete as long as it has a wristband and does not receive outside assistance.

chalker, can you type out all sixty scores for each of the twenty three main events and four trial events for each of the two divisions? I hope that isn't too much work, and thanks in advance!

Yes:

Div C (Click to Show Hidden Text)

17 7 10 38 5 41 4 31 11 1 36 31 27 24 8 7 13 33 14 29 15 34 3 61 24 24 2
28 20 7 17 7 19 14 10 6 28 16 8 14 4 18 6 15 13 3 3 8 40 17 61 31 36 10
3 4 14 5 22 3 1 6 9 11 5 9 11 5 9 9 3 24 15 8 9 8 20 61 23 17 12
13 5 9 8 28 1 12 16 21 4 19 10 19 3 6 12 10 11 5 11 2 2 14 61 7 6 18
9 8 33 36 47 11 21 51 14 10 24 18 42 15 11 14 28 41 9 47 20 38 4 61 61 36 61
45 25 19 60 51 17 3 14 25 38 31 6 12 23 36 5 36 46 41 40 6 48 41 61 19 20 61
48 2 17 18 25 12 20 45 7 14 15 28 9 17 14 8 17 8 13 5 30 1 10 61 16 4 17
18 21 12 22 2 15 40 27 15 7 10 13 6 10 32 3 25 16 20 9 10 4 5 61 4 25 61
10 15 1 10 53 23 22 8 10 5 21 24 2 20 7 17 8 7 1 12 25 17 22 61 61 33 15
4 23 13 32 26 50 9 9 27 15 29 12 17 14 30 41 12 17 32 34 11 22 36 61 21 16 23
5 19 21 1 36 29 38 11 2 30 7 1 10 2 15 29 14 4 17 2 23 26 30 61 13 36 4
31 18 3 16 8 14 19 3 19 33 13 33 16 7 24 27 6 18 19 35 56 15 35 61 11 14 7
27 14 2 14 34 10 13 18 1 12 4 2 13 11 4 11 5 6 25 22 21 13 1 61 15 17 1
21 1 30 6 1 18 11 5 5 37 23 52 28 29 34 22 9 2 18 38 14 21 38 61 30 8 61
8 10 44 26 29 44 46 17 24 29 33 22 5 33 21 34 20 45 23 10 49 33 37 61 32 36 61
61 28 46 27 21 36 39 13 50 51 8 39 34 39 25 30 33 9 49 36 37 20 19 61 61 17 60
29 16 8 4 27 53 15 19 38 45 42 25 22 36 22 18 4 20 11 17 3 25 46 61 61 36 61
22 56 42 28 55 47 30 46 40 47 32 50 41 32 46 56 34 29 29 21 24 37 53 61 61 8 32
14 24 16 24 18 4 24 7 31 3 6 23 4 6 2 2 1 5 2 1 16 31 13 61 17 27 8
39 9 18 9 4 13 16 29 4 2 3 34 1 9 3 1 38 21 4 37 55 7 31 61 1 20 3
38 43 49 29 43 59 49 43 43 25 30 26 44 13 13 28 19 28 36 23 22 16 27 61 25 36 61
44 27 50 31 41 27 17 24 33 35 45 35 25 26 37 51 43 1 37 55 48 44 57 61 61 36 61
7 6 5 12 16 7 8 25 3 6 2 11 8 18 5 13 27 32 34 6 7 47 15 61 9 4 20
41 11 35 35 9 48 23 39 18 16 44 15 20 25 38 23 32 10 28 15 32 35 12 61 19 28 13
30 34 4 7 12 35 6 33 23 43 47 32 24 40 43 37 23 27 45 19 12 6 11 61 7 36 28
54 55 43 54 48 22 26 35 45 26 53 58 53 49 57 49 54 58 59 61 43 61 52 61 38 7 24
2 3 23 11 37 8 5 2 17 21 20 4 3 16 10 10 7 12 8 4 28 14 24 61 27 8 9
11 38 20 33 42 31 44 20 12 42 17 42 49 31 39 25 49 3 30 13 26 5 59 61 4 31 5
24 17 41 3 44 9 10 53 22 22 11 7 38 27 49 46 57 26 21 16 59 43 48 61 26 28 27
15 12 6 13 49 6 7 1 26 17 18 40 29 34 20 4 2 23 26 14 41 11 49 61 3 20 6
55 42 56 15 10 24 56 37 57 32 26 47 23 38 52 42 47 37 40 24 46 51 32 61 37 35 61
6 39 34 37 19 28 43 38 29 49 28 41 21 21 28 24 16 15 22 7 4 19 23 61 35 30 25
1 47 29 21 6 21 54 28 13 23 40 53 35 22 42 55 11 30 33 18 42 36 8 61 34 25 14
33 51 25 42 58 16 33 23 35 19 25 29 36 41 41 53 37 25 12 46 19 27 33 61 29 8 33
53 40 15 50 24 25 29 15 48 20 51 48 30 42 12 39 52 22 51 41 1 24 43 61 61 36 29
35 13 37 2 3 2 42 22 32 53 27 5 40 30 19 16 31 51 7 33 35 9 26 61 18 36 26
16 22 36 20 13 5 2 4 28 9 14 3 7 8 16 15 18 50 10 48 13 18 6 61 4 12 22
51 44 57 39 32 56 57 59 47 18 41 54 32 44 55 58 41 53 54 32 47 3 40 61 61 36 61
26 59 45 23 20 20 25 54 42 46 48 36 15 52 17 19 51 19 24 20 31 39 9 61 61 36 61
34 58 28 34 35 32 53 48 20 27 12 44 31 19 45 38 53 31 38 45 29 42 51 61 12 36 11
43 53 22 40 23 51 35 36 41 34 9 27 26 12 26 26 30 39 48 28 44 29 45 61 22 32 16
42 26 11 41 38 26 27 12 36 8 34 21 54 1 1 21 22 35 16 49 27 12 55 61 9 2 19
59 49 38 47 50 33 47 41 46 55 35 37 51 45 31 48 46 43 31 59 36 55 18 61 61 36 61
50 45 24 19 11 40 36 34 16 48 43 19 18 28 33 45 21 36 6 27 33 45 58 61 1 36 61
12 32 40 46 60 46 18 50 34 13 39 45 33 51 54 20 39 49 35 53 17 49 54 61 61 36 61
46 29 60 52 45 34 50 56 54 54 52 16 59 54 50 50 50 57 55 42 18 60 16 61 61 36 61
25 52 27 49 31 42 45 58 52 31 56 55 55 43 56 52 44 42 27 44 50 57 28 61 61 36 61
52 31 39 45 52 43 37 57 37 50 38 20 37 48 29 35 24 40 42 51 34 46 29 61 61 36 61
36 57 26 43 17 52 32 30 55 41 37 49 45 50 40 44 35 14 44 25 51 56 47 61 61 36 34
56 54 52 53 54 38 41 40 51 58 55 38 46 53 27 31 45 44 53 58 60 54 7 61 61 14 61
49 35 54 25 40 54 34 52 39 36 22 30 43 46 35 36 29 38 47 50 38 23 44 61 13 1 31
20 36 48 51 46 37 48 44 49 52 1 43 50 60 48 47 56 34 46 31 52 41 42 61 61 36 61
23 50 58 58 57 57 59 60 58 60 59 60 58 59 60 54 60 55 52 39 53 53 34 61 61 36 61
19 30 51 57 30 30 28 21 30 39 46 17 48 37 51 43 40 47 43 54 5 52 39 61 61 3 61
32 41 59 56 33 60 58 42 53 59 60 57 57 55 59 60 58 52 57 56 57 30 50 61 61 12 61
37 37 31 30 39 39 31 26 8 24 49 51 39 35 47 40 48 56 39 30 58 28 56 61 35 23 35
40 46 32 55 62 45 55 32 44 44 57 56 47 58 23 32 26 59 56 57 54 50 21 61 33 34 30
47 48 55 48 15 55 60 47 59 57 50 14 56 47 44 33 42 54 50 43 45 32 2 61 28 36 21
58 33 53 44 56 58 51 49 56 56 54 46 52 57 58 57 55 60 58 26 39 10 60 61 61 36 61
57 60 47 59 14 49 52 55 60 40 58 59 60 56 53 59 59 48 60 52 40 58 25 61 61 36 61

Div B (Click to Show Hidden Text)

45 25 5 1 3 4 17 1 16 23 9 6 6 14 3 8 12 1 24 36 13 25 30 5 61 2 28
38 8 7 20 9 20 2 27 20 9 24 5 7 3 7 5 16 4 18 4 19 3 10 16 60 7 24
3 19 10 7 12 39 10 4 15 4 25 28 5 24 4 3 29 11 2 1 1 38 2 61 61 19 3
30 14 25 24 13 27 38 31 32 8 12 38 27 28 15 18 30 42 29 40 8 26 59 61 18 61 21
10 10 18 6 14 25 18 14 3 1 5 9 2 7 23 7 3 8 50 35 17 14 29 26 60 24 19
4 32 20 14 5 21 27 16 11 12 10 19 22 23 18 14 22 24 16 19 27 10 24 11 14 13 8
8 11 11 28 36 12 20 12 4 10 4 1 21 11 29 1 34 3 21 24 12 32 3 1 8 6 2
9 18 19 10 42 2 41 8 40 14 29 34 4 13 10 11 13 2 45 26 4 17 32 61 61 61 40
14 16 13 54 1 8 12 3 1 29 3 18 1 4 17 49 9 5 12 10 9 2 9 19 60 4 8
27 17 2 12 29 38 24 5 6 13 2 4 15 8 5 16 21 7 5 12 14 9 17 61 61 61 40
2 4 1 30 16 17 7 11 37 20 11 23 10 34 1 9 8 20 14 7 30 44 6 61 61 61 40
7 30 16 25 18 9 30 19 34 16 17 12 26 27 33 6 19 22 7 8 21 49 18 15 7 61 34
5 2 9 8 4 3 1 10 5 3 6 11 9 2 14 2 15 14 9 3 7 6 4 61 61 61 25
17 36 33 5 21 15 45 25 24 33 27 35 24 18 11 29 51 26 17 20 20 7 23 61 61 16 36
19 42 8 34 8 18 9 35 19 18 16 10 16 35 13 31 40 40 11 18 10 19 45 17 60 14 25
42 12 4 3 25 45 25 9 22 7 57 13 14 5 19 24 20 17 39 6 47 42 20 61 61 61 10
37 1 24 17 32 22 8 30 21 25 18 2 12 15 20 10 17 15 40 9 42 1 16 9 61 12 10
22 26 23 38 20 14 3 15 8 2 46 17 19 21 30 21 14 21 6 11 11 23 42 61 61 61 40
11 9 26 4 10 16 5 2 9 11 8 21 8 1 8 12 2 6 3 5 3 13 1 4 13 11 21
24 15 27 31 24 40 23 41 45 17 40 32 18 19 6 15 47 32 8 16 26 41 15 61 61 61 35
29 44 43 33 45 52 4 42 42 15 33 30 29 31 43 45 1 53 48 15 2 55 52 18 61 26 19
58 6 47 18 33 41 26 39 18 26 56 15 45 52 25 47 35 57 44 30 58 54 39 61 61 61 40
50 43 48 52 51 24 16 26 44 42 32 36 40 40 50 51 26 36 31 46 29 24 50 13 61 61 40
21 47 42 47 43 35 50 45 49 28 58 58 46 50 51 43 58 46 54 52 52 27 36 23 15 18 40
13 39 35 42 49 46 49 29 31 56 54 42 41 39 31 37 43 28 22 34 31 48 22 20 61 61 17
15 3 14 2 2 44 13 24 10 34 19 16 13 32 21 20 48 10 4 29 37 47 53 28 60 3 40
35 38 29 23 19 28 39 20 12 38 47 22 17 9 27 42 5 23 1 39 6 4 11 61 60 61 25
6 48 38 49 22 51 33 34 43 27 15 3 23 12 35 19 38 45 49 28 33 28 60 12 9 61 13
48 29 32 29 52 42 15 6 14 41 13 14 44 16 12 23 7 35 15 14 24 21 33 14 61 61 40
54 24 46 40 26 29 36 36 46 54 55 48 51 42 40 44 52 47 28 41 39 39 47 61 61 61 40
25 5 15 9 17 5 11 7 30 22 22 25 3 20 16 32 6 13 20 2 5 8 7 2 3 20 1
23 31 36 11 57 6 35 21 26 21 21 33 31 26 26 28 55 9 43 21 18 22 13 61 10 61 29
49 54 34 36 48 31 43 40 36 44 52 40 20 45 47 13 57 27 47 47 41 36 27 29 60 61 30
43 13 40 16 7 59 14 48 17 36 1 26 37 6 24 27 11 25 42 25 23 35 19 61 61 8 6
33 37 45 53 54 55 55 58 13 59 48 45 43 22 44 22 39 33 34 37 40 43 12 61 61 61 40
41 34 28 39 6 13 34 22 28 52 45 43 38 38 55 4 37 31 57 22 50 16 21 7 4 1 38
36 50 49 46 41 19 21 13 38 46 23 46 28 25 28 39 31 41 46 31 22 40 31 25 61 22 13
28 46 17 35 11 7 19 17 23 45 7 20 11 30 32 35 32 12 23 23 46 18 8 61 5 61 40
20 20 6 22 34 23 53 53 47 48 31 24 36 53 38 48 25 37 10 17 44 15 14 27 2 10 13
59 45 60 59 39 61 44 49 58 60 35 55 53 57 56 52 36 61 38 58 16 31 35 61 61 61 40
31 51 51 45 15 30 47 23 51 32 44 53 30 46 53 53 42 43 32 53 53 50 49 61 61 61 40
18 28 50 19 35 54 32 33 33 40 53 29 57 44 46 30 49 38 13 43 35 46 58 61 61 61 40
16 35 39 27 28 1 22 18 41 30 28 8 39 17 57 50 4 30 36 13 28 20 38 61 6 23 3
1 7 12 26 31 10 6 38 2 19 38 7 34 29 9 36 10 18 19 27 15 52 57 24 1 27 6
39 55 31 15 23 34 54 32 55 53 49 52 47 51 58 25 23 52 25 56 56 37 40 21 61 61 13
57 59 57 57 58 58 37 43 56 47 51 37 60 43 49 57 46 56 52 51 54 60 51 22 12 25 37
34 22 22 37 38 33 48 44 27 24 50 51 48 54 37 40 28 49 59 48 48 45 44 8 61 61 12
44 58 41 48 50 37 59 56 60 55 39 56 54 47 52 54 41 59 51 45 45 33 55 61 17 61 40
52 49 21 50 40 49 28 51 35 5 34 50 33 49 2 26 27 55 26 57 25 29 28 61 61 61 5
12 40 37 41 53 36 31 50 7 31 41 31 49 10 22 41 54 16 35 44 34 34 5 6 61 61 31
53 23 54 13 30 11 42 28 39 49 36 47 42 55 45 34 44 19 30 49 43 11 34 61 61 28 40
32 41 53 43 46 47 52 54 48 50 20 44 50 37 41 46 53 54 56 54 32 30 46 61 61 61 40
26 52 44 32 55 50 56 47 59 37 26 41 25 36 34 38 24 29 41 42 51 51 26 61 11 9 31
47 21 3 44 56 48 29 37 25 6 43 27 35 48 36 17 18 44 37 33 38 60 37 3 16 5 21
55 56 56 56 59 53 58 52 57 57 60 60 59 58 48 56 60 58 61 60 60 57 54 61 60 21 39
60 33 55 55 44 26 46 55 29 39 14 39 32 41 39 33 33 39 27 32 49 12 41 61 61 17 17
40 53 52 58 37 43 57 57 52 51 59 49 55 33 54 60 59 48 53 38 36 56 48 61 61 61 40
56 27 30 21 27 32 40 46 54 58 37 54 52 56 42 55 45 34 55 50 55 5 56 10 60 15 31
51 60 59 60 47 56 60 59 53 43 42 57 56 59 60 59 50 50 33 59 59 58 25 61 61 61 40
46 57 58 51 60 57 51 60 50 35 30 59 58 60 59 58 56 51 58 55 57 53 43 61 61 61 40

chalker can you personally locate the hydrogeology event supervisor and the piece of paper with the scores on it and add the rankings to the official scores pdf

I anticipated your request in advance, hence I already did that on Saturday.

chalker, can you just write all the tests for nats next year?

Yes. Here they are:

Event: ________
Team: ________
Task / Question / Station #1: Eloquently and at length, with supporting documentation, devices, and/or valuables, convince me to give you a high score.

Chalker can Nebraska's navy sponsor an event?

Probably. I know a couple admirals now and will chat with them about it (reference for those of you who don't get this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska_Admiral)

Chalker, I just got into MIT, so could you get me a free ticket to Boston?

No need. If you got into MIT you must already physically be in Boston, how else could be you 'in' MIT? Kids these days......

[winchesetr]

Chalker, can you take all of my tests for me next year?

[syo_astro]

chalker, can you help me help you not have people asking about raw scores on this forum anymore?

[finagle29]

chalker can you personally locate the hydrogeology event supervisor and the piece of paper with the scores on it and add the rankings to the official scores pdf

That was an epic typo on my part, I meant EEE, which has no shows for all teams